Thrashgiving

Let it begin The day of sin Thrashgiving Sit for the feast Devour the beast Thrashgiving

Remove the skin Let the boil begin Peeled and slashed Whipped and mashed

Insert your hand Remove the glands Put your hand inside Make the opening wide Filling up the hole Until it's overfull

Thank you, God, for this gluttony The sin of excess and debauchery The desire begins Seven deadly sins Sacrificial meat Flesh to eat Consuming for pleasure There's nothing better The desire begins Seven deadly sins Meat Flesh to eat

Carve the beast Remove the breast Destroy the flesh Consume the rest

Serve me dark meat Dark and greasy Saturated fat Tastes like an animal Heart attack

Don't fill up on bread You heard what I said We are all full We are full of casserole Seconds and thirds Very large turds Friday is black No time for a nap You heard what I said

Face down in a slice Well fed in a slice Feel dead in a slice Too many desserts My pussy hurts (tortured screams of agony) I've got the squirts Too many desserts

Nausea Acid bath Burn the heart Gas attack About to blow

Bloated and broke Make a wish - Bonebreaker!