Tin(der) Foil Hat

I can’t go to that bar. They won’t let me in cause I ain’t got all my shots And I’m pretty sure the run a kiddy porno ring out of their cellar I hear you like conspiracies I tell ya baby, I got some tin foil hats for you We all know Bush did 9/11 Jet fuel can’t melt steel beams And it’s easy to prove the moon landings are fake They’re just cover for the bombing of Cambodia Do you like my tin foil hat? But did you know birds are not real? They are spy drones! That’s why JFK was murdered Yeah I follow Q I do my own research I hear you like conspiracies I tell ya baby, I got some tin foil cats for you I have inferred from your profile you’re a cannibal satanist I know you practice witchcraft and conduct sadistic rituals That means you’re into freaky shit right?