Dutifully I Leave the Castle With Only My Staff Plus a Purse Brimming with the Purest Uncut Poppies

Everyone's least-favorite mage returns for another adventure! This one comes with a valuable lesson: you can only let so many princesses die before the king throws you out of the realm. Homeless, unrepentant, and ostensibly on drugs, can you help the Shitty Wizard as he searches the Hinterwürldfor for a mystical way to save his ass?