A Horde of Orcs Have Broken Through The Gates And I'm Looking to Boil Them Alive, Not Just Simmer Them

An ode to early console and computer role playing games, "Tales of the Shitty Wizard" puts you in control of the titular mage as he protects the Kingdom of Annwvyn from the Grim Dragon Asmodæus and his bloodthirsty minions. Unfortunately, the Shitty Wizard's arrogance and ineptitude makes life in Annwvyn a hellish slog where the sweet release of death is the goal of every townsperson.