Invaders Have Broken Through To The Gatehouse, Part I—Fall Behind Me As I Single-Handedly Repel These Vile Assassins! Part II—As I Lie Among Ruble And Inhale The Stench Of Charred Townsfolk I Realize I May Have Misjudged Our Assailants

An ode to early console and computer role playing games, "Tales of the Shitty Wizard" puts you in control of the titular mage as he protects the Kingdom of Annwvyn from the Grim Dragon Asmodæus and his bloodthirsty minions. Unfortunately, the Shitty Wizard's arrogance and ineptitude makes life in Annwvyn a hellish slog where the sweet release of death is the goal of every townsperson.