Album artwork for tales-of-the-shitty-wizard

No, I Wasn't The Idiot Who Forgot To Bring Torches Into This Dungeon And No, I Do Not Know The "Bright" Spell

from Tales of the Shitty Wizard

July 24th, 2020
10 tracks
28:50
Tales of the Shitty Wizard
Tales of the Shitty Wizard
No, I Wasn't The Idiot Who Forgot To Bring Torches Into This Dungeon And No, I Do Not Know The "Bright" Spell
0:00
3:27
No, I Wasn't The Idiot Who Forgot To Bring Torches Into This Dungeon And No, I Do Not Know The "Bright" Spell
Low Cunning
6:01

An ode to early console and computer role playing games, "Tales of the Shitty Wizard" puts you in control of the titular mage as he protects the Kingdom of Annwvyn from the Grim Dragon Asmodæus and his bloodthirsty minions. Unfortunately, the Shitty Wizard's arrogance and ineptitude makes life in Annwvyn a hellish slog where the sweet release of death is the goal of every townsperson.

Credits

Written and performed by Z. Emerson Weston
Mastered by Tom Gaffron
Design by Gage Salzano, Studio Apt.